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Chinese Children
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7 You Killed My Family! [Listen]
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10 Breasts Are Round (And Yo... [Listen]
11 A Desk (Leaves It's Marks... [Listen]
12 On a DC-10 Tonight [Listen]
13 Sucks Big Time [Listen]
14 Walking in the Woods (Cut... [Listen]
15 Your Mammy Is a Cow! [Listen]
16 Fangman (Original) [Listen]
17 Move Along [Listen]
18 Ordinary Joe [Listen]
19 Flowers In Your Hair [Listen]
20 Two Lumps of Sugar [Listen]
21 Tart in a Pink Bowtie [Listen]
22 Modern Venus [Listen]
23 Standing in the Corridor [Listen]
24 Abstract Filler Muzak [Listen]
25 Al Is The Main Man [Listen]
26 Robert Forrestor [Listen]
27 I've Already Made The Gra... [Listen]
28 March of the Woo-Mites [Listen]
29 I've Already Made The Gra... [Listen]
30 Living in a World Without... [Listen]
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32 I Want To Be Your Peashoo... [Listen]
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36 Evil Eyeballs Eat Your So... [Listen]
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38 Heavy Metal Destruction M... [Listen]
39 Shot The Bitch! [Listen]
40 You're As Ugly as Sin [Listen]
41 I Love My Truck (Remake) [Listen]
42 No No More Television [Listen]
43 I Need Some Dope 'Cuz I'm... [Listen]
44 May We Bring Some Candy o... [Listen]
45 I Believe In It, Part II [Listen]
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Title: Your Mammy Is a Cow!
Album: Chinese Children
Year: 1986
Track: 15
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"Your Mammy Is a Cow!"
Lyrics:
Hey, who cut the cheese?
It's really starting to stink!
I think I'm going to sneeze
I think I'll go vomit in the sink!

Hey, your mother called yesterday
I couldn't understand what she had to say
About you and your toilet
Stop talking now, your mammy looks like a cow!

Don't even pick up that guitar!
Watch a porno movie on TV!
Before all the prints are char
And because a cow is your mammy!

Hey, your poppa called yesterday
He had a message he said that I should say
About you and your toilet
Stop talking now, your mammy looks like a cow!
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