See all the pretty people?
They all have pets of their own.
They say when they sell their puppies,
They want to make sure they get a good home
But if I can't have a pet
Well, then, they can't have theirs
I'll have to take them all away
You know, it's only fair
Cuz no one every liked me
Why can't they see?
I only want to be their friend.
But lousy things are in trend.
I only want to drown a few little kittens
I want to strangle some puppy dogs
I want to poison all the pigeons
I want to slaughter some baby hogs
You never know where to find me
Unless you have a demented brain
Because I like doing cruel things
And my excuse is very lame
No one ever liked me why can't they see
I only want to be their friend
But now it's come to this end
I only want to drown a few little kittens
I want to strangle some puppy dogs
I want to poison all the pigeons
I want to slaughter some baby hogs
oh no
What's it all about?
There's no doubt.
Oh-ho-no-no-no.
I only want to drown a few little kittens
I want to strangle some puppy dogs
I want to poison all the pigeons
I want to slaughter some baby hogs