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Chinese Children
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Title: Stale Meatloaf is Fresh!
Album: Chinese Children
Year: 1986
Track: 8
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"Stale Meatloaf is Fresh!"
Lyrics:
Stale Meatloaf is Fresh!

Stale Meatloaf is Fresh
(Oh, it's fresh baby!)
Stale Meatloaf is Fresh
(Aw right, fresh fresh fresh baby fresh)

Some people say it's really uncool,
But I like meatloaf in my swimming pool
I need a word that rhymes, So I'm going to use "mesh"
So we can both say: "Stale meatloaf is fresh!"

I went to a diner just the other day
A waitress walked up and was about to say
How would you like some dead cow flesh?
I said, "Hey, pretty baby! Stale meatloaf is fresh!"
I don't want no burger, forget the fries!
I'd rather have Stale Meatloaf Surprise!
Don't want no hot dog on a toasted bun!
Stale meatloaf is fresh, it's number one!

Stale Meatloaf is Fresh
Stale Meatloaf is Fresh

... stale! ...
... stale! ...
... stale! ...

Stale Meatloaf is Fresh
Fresh fresh fresh!

Stale meatloaf, there is none higher!
Hamburger cook should call me "Sire"!
To cook my meatloaf you must use fire!
I'll keep my meatloaf till I get wired!

Stale meatloaf is fresh, that I know
Because the Bible tells me so
If you don't like it, then you can go!
Stale meatloaf is fresh, I'm tellin' you, Joe!

Don't want no woman, don't want no money
Stale meatloaf is fresh, and that ain't funny!
Don't want a quarter-pounder, don't want a Big Mac!
I'm havin' a stale meatloaf attack!

I don't want riches, I don't want fame
Don't want no tuba or a video game
Don't want no fresh female flesh
All I gotta say is: "Stale Meatloaf is Fresh!"

Stale Meatloaf is Fresh
(Ow ow oww owowowow)
Stale Meatloaf is Fresh
Aw huh!
Stale Meatloaf is Fresh
(fresh, fresh, yeah, it's fresh)
Stale Meatloaf is Fresh
(Habba dooba hobby!)
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