Uh, hold on a second man, I want to put this a tad bit louder, yeah that's good.
Yesterday, I went to get the mail
A little kid in my mailbox
He looked at me, this little boy
And he ruined my life by saying, "Runt Roy"
My wife, when she kissed me
That's, that's real nice
But then she started to be coy
She looked at me and said-uh "Runt-Roy"
Last night I heard it on TV
My children say it everyday
My life has been ruined by that little boy
Who hid in my mailbox and said-uh, "Runt Roy"!
The music provided by the classic Casio CT6000.
Based on an old, old Trash/Skidzo song called "Runt Roy". That's Christian Phipps, appearing via tape, saying "Runt Roy" for the original version.
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