Lyrics: If I wuz a millionaire
And if I lived on the moon
I wouldn't have to have a car
Wouldn't have to get up til noon
But that doesn't happen
Though I'd like it to
I've got the weight of the world on my shoulders
What's a man to do?
I wish I were a rich man
Hell, I just wish I were rich
I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner
But instead I'm living in a ditch
So I sit around the K-mart
Sniffing bottles of glue
The whole world turns upside down
And my face turns deep blue
I'd like to have lots of money
Then I'd like to have some more
But for those war-mongering looking pigs to be so rich
We've all got to be poor
I wish I had an ice cream sundae but I don't have the money to go to Dairy Queen
I can't even afford a Rambo Action Cup
Boy life sure is mean
I used to think everything was all right
But I learned real quick that that was wrong
And with the way the world is today we're all gonna learn before too long
Whoa, dude!