Lyrics: How I get my Jollies
I like to watch you fall flat on your face
And drop important papers all over the place
I love to see people get a mouthful of dirt
There's nothing quite as funny as other people getting hurt
Yeah, that's how I get my jollies
Watching other people's follies
When you cut yourself shaving and then put on aftershave
The trouble you get into when you don't behave
When you get your fingers stuck together with super glue
Yeah all of the hell that you put yourself through
Yeah, that's how I get my jollies
Watching other people's follies
When you wrecked your car and got yourself paralyzed
When your house burned down your mother died
And that Boa Constrictor that bit out your eyes
When you buy a leisure suit that isn't your size
Yeah, that's how I get my jollies
Watching other people's follies
When you run out of pretzels during the big game
When you work for twenty years with guys who still don't know your name
When all you've got for breakfast is soggy Cheerios
When you're mowing the lawn and you cut off all your toes