Went with my buddy to the corner store
We had gone down there to pick up some more
Of that yummy yummy tasty treat
Russian vodka sure tastes neat
But the clerk said we better beware
Because there was a bunch of Russians in there
They were big old guys with heads flat and long
Some of them looked bigger than a King-Kong
I dropped my vodka and it soaked in the floor
Headlong Russian drank it wanted some more
Another came up and looked me straight in the face
Headlong Russian's takin' over the place
One big guy with a tatoo that said "Mommy"
Came up and asked me if I wanted to be a Commie
I was in trouble I knew it for sure
They had mistaken me for that pinko next door
But then a guy with a snarl and muscles by the ton
Jumped right through the window and started shooting guns
They were KILLED BY RAMBO! (HUUUUH!)
KILLED BY RAMBO! (HUUUUH!)
KILLED BY RAMBO! (HUUUUH!)
KILLED BY RAMBO! (HUUUUH!)
They were killed by RAMBO!