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Jon's Solo Album
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21 Sniffing Panties [Listen]
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Title: Christi (Was a Little Fool)
Album: Jon's Solo Album
Year: 1987
Track: 25		Listen to
"Christi (Was a Little Fool)"
Lyrics:
Christi

Hmm, I got a little note in my notebook
Starts out: Hey, Jon, how are you today?
I wrote: Well, I'm suckerless
She said: Are you depressed because he made you throw your candy away?
And I wrote: No, I know where he lives and I'll take his twinkies hostage.
She wrote back: Yes, it sounds delicious. Why don't you write me a poem?
So Christi, here's your poem. It goes like this:

Christi was a little fool
Christi knew a bum in school
Christi called the bum a fucker
Christi knew he'd lost his sucker
Steep, Christi
Crystal, Crystal, Crystal
Let me play for ya now!		Notes:
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